sharon davies photos

555-Cellphonepix

2012-01-23T10:13:00.000-08:00

Oro

2012-01-23T10:09:00.000-08:00

Garden of Eden

2012-01-05T09:39:00.000-08:00

For Christmas I bought my niece and nephew Cookie Monster and Elmo costumes. Don't you want to eat him up?! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Brad had a birthday and I made him a MOMCAKE.

Nadine's been hearing me chirping about the ghost situation at my place so one night when she decided to try to scare the shit out of me. Good one. (It's a scene from Paranormal Activity 2)

I have Fraggle hair.

We made a fire!

Brad's parents got these for us! I LOVE IT! I'm totally wearing it right now.

Poltergeist

2012-01-05T08:24:00.001-08:00

I love scary stories. I love horror movies. I love Halloween. When unexplained things started happening in our new home, I immediately concluded that it was a GhOo0OoOOooOosT!!

I've never experience anything like this before, and even though I'm a total goofball, I know that generally, I'm a very rational 30-year-old woman. So take this with a grain of salt. It's all in good fun.

The first day I was all alone in the house, I started thinking that I was seeing things out of the corner of my eye. Flashes of lights and shadows. I never ever had that sensation at my old place. It happens from time to time, but not this often. It was like every 10 minutes that I was turning around looking for something or someone behind me. When Brad got home that night I asked him if he was experiencing the same thing. He told me no, and that I was being retarded.

He remained a skeptic until a few weeks ago.

The day after Halloween, Brad, our cat Bailey, and myself were in the kitchen and we heard a huge BANG. One of the night tables in the bedroom had fallen over.

It had fallen over face first. The lamp was on the floor about 6 feet away, unplugged from the socket. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.

I usually work from home, so the following workweek I was home alone with the cat all day. I would hear strange bangs, dishes shifting in the kitchen, and knocks on the walls.

Bailey's shitbox is in the basement but he REFUSED to go down there. He would just poop and pee on the floor upstairs. One time I tried to carry him downstairs and he panicked, started squirming and crying and clawing at me to put him down so he could run back upstairs.

Brad's sister brought her new dog over one Saturday afternoon. She had him for 3 days. He's a total sweetheart. We're chilling in the basement when the dog starts growling and barking at a corner. "I've never heard him do that before."

One night the lights in the bathroom went out and we had to rewire them. I don't know how any of that shit works, but Brad was very confused as to why they all went out at once. Even HE said it was weird.

In early November, I took a photo of Brad wearing a Snuggie. (PS - We have 3 Snuggies. Suck it.)

Do you see the face under his armpit? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. I've checked the whole area where the face appears and I can't find any explanation. FREAK-AY!

About a week later, Brad shoves me awake at 6am. "The TV is on full blast." It was absolutely BLARING, I don't know how it didn't wake me up. So I shuffle to the living room to shut it off. I was all groggy and I didn't want to turn on the light to look for the remote so I just pressed the power button on the TV. Later that morning I go and investigate. The remote is on the coffee table, under my camera bag. So even if Bailey was fucking around in there, he couldn't have turned it on by stepping on it. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.

A few days later I was chopping onions on the kitchen counter and the cupboard in front of me opens and a plastic water bottle falls off the top shelf and right onto my head. Ouch. Also: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.

In late November, I'm lying in bed, trying to fall asleep. Brad is passed out. All of a sudden I hear him shudder. A deep, almost violent, involuntary shudder. He's propped up in bed, eyes wide open, looking straight out our bedroom door. He tells me he just had a dream where he was lying in bed looking out the bedroom door when a blonde woman in her early 30's walked by our door down the hallway. Then she turned back and stood in front of our door, and looked right at him. She didn't look happy. Then he woke up.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!

Nothing has happened since Brad's dream. Bailey is fine with peeing downstairs now and he even comes to chill with us down there when we're watching movies. No more bangs or knocks and nothing has fallen on my head. Much of the phenomenon that I've experienced can be attributed to a Poltergeist (things falling over, noises) but a Poltergeist is energy attached to a person, not a place. My theory is that there is SOMETHING in this house, and it was disturbed by us moving in. It's just taken a little time to get used to us.

PS - I still don't like to go downstairs by myself.

PPS - I know there's probably an explanation for everything that's happened but it's way more fun to pretend there isn't.

JK!!!!!

2012-01-05T08:14:00.000-08:00

Hey remember when I said I wasn't shooting for Suicide Girls anymore?

JUST KIDDING!!

Join now

Christmas Cleavage

2011-12-01T05:31:00.001-08:00

We shot this in my basement last week.

That's my tree!!! ( I love my tree)

That's my onesie!!! (I love my onesie)

I kinda wanted to steal all the props from this shoot. Beach Boys boxset? LEGO STAR WARS ACTION FIGURES?! Ughhh.

Montreal Mirror

Butts

2011-11-30T12:22:00.001-08:00

Join it. If I refer one more person to the site I get a bonus. Do it. Boobs. Butts.

Who Wants Baileys?

2011-11-23T12:18:00.000-08:00

This was me last night:

Pyjamas

2011-11-20T16:06:00.000-08:00

The most exciting thing in my life right now is this onesie. It's what I'll be wearing everyday until June.

Spook

2011-11-14T16:36:00.001-08:00

Do you see anything unsettling about this photo?

Besides the Snuggie.

My So-Called Life

2011-11-09T14:54:00.001-08:00

I haven't been shooting or posting much lately. Lots of shit has gone down in the past few months.

My cat got really sick and almost died. He had an inflamed liver and he spent close to a week in the animal hospital. It was pricey as hell. The vet didn't do much, besides tell me that "he has a shot in hell." After 36 hours of being back home he was almost completely back to normal. Fuck you, vet.

Someone tried to burn my building down. Yep. There's a random dude who stalks around the neighbourhood raking garbage off the sidewalk and yelling at jaywalkers. We nicknamed him George due to his uncanny resemblance to George Carlin. A few weeks ago he broke into the basement of my building and set a bonfire in the abandoned strip club. Now his nickname is Bag of Shit.
No one was hurt in the fire, but it really scared the shit out of me so I decided to move. After eight debaucherous years, I have vacated the 1830. I thought it would be really sad and emotional but as I closed the door behind me for the last time - no tears, no nostalgia, no regret. Good riddance!

Now I live in a house in NDG with my boyfriend. We have three bedrooms, a gigantic kitchen, a fully finished basement, a laundry room (complete with a working fireplace - WTF) and a garage. I am literally doing my very first load of laundry in my very own house as I type this. Now I can wash my sheets more than once every 6 weeks. They get fucking filthy - I eat most of my meals in bed.

Oh, and we have a car now too. It's a 2002 Hyundai and it's totes badass.
I hardly ever shoot for SuicideGirls anymore. Sorry everyone. I'm done with photoshopping out the ingrown pubes of a near-stranger.
Because we moved on November 1st, I totally missed out on Halloween this year. Heartbreaking!!! I scraped together a shitty leprechaun costume at the last minute. I am ashamed, and promise to gore-out like a motherfucker next year.

Here's some random shit. I just got the iPhone 4S so I'll be posting a buttload of vain self-portraits. Sorry.

PS - Whoopth! I totally forgot that I did a SuicideGirls shoot yesterday. Here are some titties for old times sake.

Tequila Faces

2011-11-02T14:09:00.000-07:00

And this winner is.......

Condom Sponsor

2011-10-06T07:18:00.000-07:00

Barry "the man" Walsh

Farts

2011-09-23T06:50:00.000-07:00

Took these from a Via rail somewhere outside of Kingston yesterday.

Don't Call Me on the Phone.

2011-09-09T09:23:00.000-07:00

I don't want to talk to you. Don't call me on the phone. Do you want to sell me a new credit card? I have one. I'm all set. Don't call me on the phone. Do you want me to take photos of your shitty kid? I don't want to do it. I don't know this kid and I've met you twice. Now I have about 7 seconds to figure out how much to charge you. Oh, you can't pay me but I can use the photos for my portfolio? Fantastic. I can't wait to add photos of your engagement or pregnancy or shitty kid to my portfolio full of naked ladies. On that note, do you want to be a naked lady on the internet? Email me. It's 10:30am on a Sunday. Why are you calling me on the phone? Who are you? What do you want? Write me a letter on the computer. Then send it through cyberspace. Hello? Sheldon Goldenblatt? You need me to be in Laval in an hour to shoot your daughter's bat mitzvah? For $100? Maybe your photographer bailed last minute because including retouching you're essentially paying her $6 an hour. How about you go fuck yourself instead. Don't call me on the phone. I don't want to talk to you.

Fountain Party

2011-09-06T10:41:00.000-07:00

Fireworks

2011-08-22T18:01:00.001-07:00

Suicide Girls

2011-08-17T10:21:00.000-07:00

Join it. If I refer one more person to the site I get a bonus. Do it. Boobs. Butts.

Alectro

2011-08-10T18:16:00.001-07:00

Did you know you can bake crayons?

Neither did I.

Aisline and Casshas

2011-08-10T14:22:00.000-07:00

Para-Noir

2011-07-15T05:07:00.000-07:00

Death by Cupcake

2011-07-05T07:42:00.000-07:00

Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza

2011-06-28T09:03:00.000-07:00

Kat Nap

2011-06-28T08:35:00.001-07:00

I still hate this stuff, but it looks good on a windowsill.

Oro Blop

2011-06-27T15:43:00.000-07:00

Let Me Bang

2011-06-23T15:32:00.000-07:00

Rubix

2011-06-16T20:08:00.000-07:00

Wolf Harrison

2011-06-16T20:06:00.000-07:00

Wolf Harrison

Monica and the Lewinskys

2011-06-02T06:18:00.000-07:00

Promo shots for my buddy's as-yet-unnamed musical rock group. Apparently these guys are gonna be in a Perrier ad.

Last Days of April

2011-05-25T11:14:00.000-07:00

Nymph and Vesta

2011-05-20T10:19:00.000-07:00

Montreal Mirror's Best of Montreal

2011-05-12T06:14:00.000-07:00

The Mirror's annual Best of Montreal issue.

Rico the Zombie Boy - Best Montreal weirdo

Audrey at Belmont - Best Waitress

Best place to have public sex - Park Lafontaine. Starring Katie, Chris and Sara. Chris and I had just met Sara about 45 minutes before we convinced her to allow Chris dry hump her in some bushes. What a sport. Thanks Sara!

Best place to smoke a joint - Mount Royal.

Best head shop - Psychonaut.

Best hairdresser - Sheldon at Helmet.

Best dive bar - Barfly.

Belmont won for best club, best looking clientele and a bunch of other shit.

Best record shop - Phonopolis

Best skate shop - Underworld.

Best jazz bar - Diese Onze.

Best 5 a 7 - Chez Simone.

Best gay club - Unity.

Make Mistakes

2011-05-09T14:44:00.000-07:00

Mushrooms

Grimace

Coincidence

Weekend Dad

Art is not a Crime

2011-05-05T14:39:00.000-07:00

Shot this for this week's issue of the Montreal Mirror. Kickass stencil by Regimental Oneton.

Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground

2011-04-27T13:00:00.001-07:00

Taliesin

2011-04-25T08:36:00.000-07:00

Beep Beep Beep

2011-04-19T05:46:00.000-07:00

Vyxen at CandiBar

2011-04-12T08:51:00.000-07:00

Cashas

2011-04-12T06:18:00.000-07:00

Alle

2011-04-12T06:14:00.000-07:00

Maggie Says I Love You

2011-04-07T09:51:00.000-07:00

Lesbinans

2011-04-01T16:08:00.001-07:00

Tubgirl

2011-03-31T15:32:00.000-07:00

Annie Becker

2011-03-29T08:20:00.000-07:00

New Ambrosia Records songstress Annie Becker.

Bird Detective

2011-03-24T15:10:00.000-07:00

Green Barf

2011-03-22T16:18:00.000-07:00

Fashion Show at Lunch

2011-03-20T05:37:00.000-07:00

Heed the Tradition

2011-03-17T18:05:00.000-07:00

Preparing for the 8th year of St Patty's Parade madness.

It's all happening.

How to be Awesome at Costa Rica

2011-03-12T06:18:00.000-08:00

February 2009.

Mister Notorious Fried Chicken

2011-03-09T08:26:00.000-08:00

Doing a little spring cleaning, found this in an old shoebox. Magog, summer 2002.

Winter Sucks

2011-03-03T06:27:00.000-08:00

We made this pizza! Dough and all.

Kerri is holding a chicken claw. Ew! And then Kyle actually ate it! Ew ew!!

I shot the dudes from Epic Meal Time.

Brad reading to my nephew (swoon)

Now here is a list of all the celebrities I want to be friends with, in no particular order:

Bill Murray
Mindy Kaling
Charlie Sheen (but only if he's high on Charlie Sheen)
Jennifer Aniston
Bigfoot
Tina Fey
Christina Applegate
Santa Claus
Kelly Ripa
Charlie Day
Roseanne
Amy Poehler
Jesus Christ
Ryan Gosling (but only if we're the kind of friends who make out when we're drunk)
Bill Clinton
Suri Cruise

Butthole

2011-03-02T14:13:00.001-08:00

It is what it is.

Aisline

2011-03-01T18:24:00.000-08:00

I've always hated red lipstick: no one wants to fuck a clown.

Aisline has single handedly changed my mind.

Oro

2011-02-24T17:57:00.000-08:00

One Bad Apple

2011-02-21T06:41:00.000-08:00

Family Vacation

2011-02-11T06:14:00.000-08:00

Do You Like My New Favourite Outfit?

2011-02-01T06:35:00.000-08:00

976-EVIL

2011-01-22T19:57:00.000-08:00

BRB, I gotta go see a guy about a smoke machine.

Doc Marten Mary Janes

2011-01-20T11:22:00.000-08:00

This is how my new shoes make me feel:

En Releve

2011-01-08T18:06:00.000-08:00

I shot a new set of Baz this afternoon.

Then I made a blueberry pie from scratch!

Noisemakers

2011-01-08T05:27:00.000-08:00

I shot a bunch of stuff for the Noisemakers issue of the Mirror this week.

Everyone's best friend Beaver Sheppard.

The dudes from Crankshaft Games.

Party planners Mobile.

B-boy Greg Selinger.

Filmmaker Evan Beloff.

House of 1000 Corpses

2010-12-24T07:22:00.000-08:00

If you haven't seen the flick then you're gonna be all - WTF is this shit? So go watch it, nerd.

Check out Alle Suicide spoofing our girl Sheri Moon Zombie as Baby Firefly: a fantastically deranged whore. Luv her.

The props were all her. Oh, the fun she must have had desecrating those barbies! Check out this barbie head in Jell-O concoction. Genius.

The lighting was difficult. I wanted that red tinge to the photos, which looks awesome on film, but can be unflattering in photos. It's also pretty overwhelming so I threw in a blue gel now and then. I think it makes the set more chaotic, much like the film. Oh, and the shots where I fucked up the exposure? I just inverted them into negatives! This was something Rob Zombie did in the movie and I had to take advantage. Isn't a throwback to watching scrambled porn in your parents basement?

WHY OH WHY couldn't we have shot this set for Halloween!?

Best Fwiends

2010-12-14T12:51:00.000-08:00

Nadine had her birthday at Old Dublin again this year. I've decided it's the most Canadian bar I've ever been to - even more so than Clyde's. There was a garage band of middle aged men playing Thin Lizzy covers all night. I liked them! Brad and I dubbed them The Dorval Dads. If they ever start writing original songs, the lyrics will be about getting parking tickets on Monkland and not being able to pitch at the company baseball game. Heavy stuff!!

On top of growing a full-on lumberjack beard, Andrew recently chipped his tooth. He's super butthurt about it but I think he looks fucking adorable!

He showed up to Old Dublin with what I'm sure was minor alcohol poisoning. He had spent the evening getting blackout drunk at work - and didn't even end up getting fired! He also woke up the next morning with the phone numbers for TWO girls in his pocket. Is there anything this man can't do?!

PS this photo was taken about 30 seconds before he barfed nachos all over the table. <3 <3 <3

AJ came over to give snuggles to my cat.

I took a photo of myself on a train.

Black Boobs and White Boobs

2010-12-14T12:49:00.000-08:00

Comfy Cozers

2010-12-13T08:46:00.001-08:00

Ahhhh I miss my days off. Making soup and watching reruns of the Office between numerous naps. Num num num num num num.

Ges - Fartkitten

2010-11-20T06:26:00.001-08:00

Just kidding. The set's called 'Meow'. Can you imagine?

Keep on the Sunny Side

2010-11-19T12:47:00.000-08:00

Beantown Part 2

2010-11-16T06:21:00.000-08:00

Here I am being utterly disgusted by a lobster. I've never had one before. They look like insects! They leave the eyeballs on and swear mine was looking at me. I was pretty enthralled at the prospect of wearing a bib though.

We went on a rickshaw! This guy was totally boss, he rode all 4 of us fat fucks (we'd just come from dinner) a full mile all the while giving us a history lesson about the neighbourhood.

Tiegers mistook his bed for ours and totally bogarted Brad for an evening. I was mad (but not really cause how cute is this?)

In America, anything can be a taco! Even ice cream!

Beantown

2010-11-15T10:56:00.000-08:00

This is how big shots are in Boston. No wonder each of us got blackout drunk at one point during the trip.

LOL

Pogues for most of the trip down to MA.

Breakfast carbombs.

We stopped in Salem on the way back. It was spooky and touristy and corny and cool.

Brad climbed a creepy tree in the cemetary.

Best Buds

2010-11-12T05:42:00.000-08:00

Brap

2010-11-03T09:27:00.001-07:00

Halloween

2010-11-01T16:22:00.000-07:00

Alle

2010-10-28T19:29:00.000-07:00

I discovered an empty tunnel under the Lachine Canal this summer. It's covered in graffiti and I'm pretty sure hobos live there during the warmer months. What a great place to ask a 18 year old to take off her clothes and prance around!

I wanted to walk all the way to the end of the tunnel but it was pitch black and we didn't have any flashlights. Apparently there have been Halloween parties back there in the past and there are a bunch of candles and chandeliers and other stuff. It would be the most perfect place to hide a dead body. I want explore it but I'm too scurred!!

UPDATE!
Just found this website about the tunnel. DYING to go in there!!

Oro

2010-10-27T07:31:00.000-07:00

Kali on Mount-Royal

2010-10-26T11:55:00.000-07:00

Kali and I took a hike up the mountain this morning to take some nudie pictures. The weather was perfect! Foggy, and unseasonably warm for late October.

See how she's kinda looking around in that last shot? Scouting for cops. After shooting like 50+ sets in public I thought today was the day someone would get a ticket for public nudity.

Popo on horseback! They didn't see us, thank god. How Sleepy Hollow is this set?!

Oh, and here's one from yesterday.

Vicious, Jaeci and Dafina

2010-10-20T21:40:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Salon Officiel and Katacombes.

Gettin Ready for Spook-Nite

2010-10-20T19:11:00.000-07:00

Practicing for Halloween!

Bro-down

2010-10-16T05:51:00.001-07:00

Lemonzinger

2010-10-13T13:45:00.000-07:00

Andrew and I went to see No Joy at Divan Orange for Pop Montreal. They sound like a My Bloody Valentine/Velocity Girl lovechild, if said lovechild was into morphine. They're a good November bike-ride band, if that makes any sense. Andrew left after 2 songs cause it was too loud. What a pansy.

Sarah had a birthday.

I went to La Ronde again, blah blah.

David took Sarah and I to Ikea and I bought a hotdog! Sarah bought a couch.

Redheaded Devilwoman

2010-10-12T14:45:00.000-07:00

Updated Website!

2010-10-10T19:06:00.000-07:00

YAY! Finally finished working on my new site. Redesigned and added 60+ new images.

Please visit!

LOVING the new sidescroll.

Catapulted

2010-10-07T17:33:00.000-07:00

This has nothing to do with photography, I just wanted to show you guys HOW AWESOME I AM.

Sharon and Corey get catapulted from Katie O'L. on Vimeo.

Such Is Life

2010-10-05T13:10:00.000-07:00

Geek Love

2010-10-04T16:51:00.000-07:00

Lady Vadar

2010-09-24T05:17:00.000-07:00

There are TWO Halloween stores on my block. I visit everyday.

Tequila Saturdays

2010-09-21T07:31:00.000-07:00

Vesta, Savanah and Zooey

2010-09-17T11:03:00.000-07:00

Parlovr

2010-09-13T13:08:00.000-07:00

Parlovr.

Turn On The Bright Lights

2010-09-09T18:48:00.000-07:00