My So-Called Life

I haven't been shooting or posting much lately. Lots of shit has gone down in the past few months.

• My cat got really sick and almost died. He had an inflamed liver and he spent close to a week in the animal hospital. It was pricey as hell. The vet didn't do much, besides tell me that "he has a shot in hell." After 36 hours of being back home he was almost completely back to normal. Fuck you, vet.

• Someone tried to burn my building down. Yep. There's a random dude who stalks around the neighbourhood raking garbage off the sidewalk and yelling at jaywalkers. We nicknamed him George due to his uncanny resemblance to George Carlin. A few weeks ago he broke into the basement of my building and set a bonfire in the abandoned strip club. Now his nickname is Bag of Shit.
• No one was hurt in the fire, but it really scared the shit out of me so I decided to move. After eight debaucherous years, I have vacated the 1830. I thought it would be really sad and emotional but as I closed the door behind me for the last time - no tears, no nostalgia, no regret. Good riddance!

• Now I live in a house in NDG with my boyfriend. We have three bedrooms, a gigantic kitchen, a fully finished basement, a laundry room (complete with a working fireplace - WTF) and a garage. I am literally doing my very first load of laundry in my very own house as I type this. Now I can wash my sheets more than once every 6 weeks. They get fucking filthy - I eat most of my meals in bed.

• Oh, and we have a car now too. It's a 2002 Hyundai and it's totes badass.
  
• I hardly ever shoot for SuicideGirls anymore. Sorry everyone. I'm done with photoshopping out the ingrown pubes of a near-stranger.
  
• Because we moved on November 1st, I totally missed out on Halloween this year. Heartbreaking!!! I scraped together a shitty leprechaun costume at the last minute. I am ashamed, and promise to gore-out like a motherfucker next year.

• Here's some random shit. I just got the iPhone 4S so I'll be posting a buttload of vain self-portraits. Sorry.
  

PS - Whoopth! I totally forgot that I did a SuicideGirls shoot yesterday. Here are some titties for old times sake.